Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Hello, you sexy non-smoking libertarian female stranger from Copenhagen

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello, you sexy non-smoking libertarian female stranger from Copenhagen.
You: does being smoking hot still count as non-smoking?
You: because i may not qualify
Stranger: That would be the closest I ever got anyway, so I'm ready to compromise.
You: i don't want you lower your standards just for me
You: but i'm flattered if you are willing to go through with this
Stranger: Well, the "stranger" part is non negociable though.
You: so, what now?
Stranger: We discuss kid's names.
Stranger: I like Bjorn for a boy and Eva for a girl.
You: ewww...not bjorn
Stranger: Dismissed!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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