don't you know anything about horse breeding

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You: hello
Stranger: how's it going?
You: just fine
You: where are you from
Stranger: MN
Stranger: you?
You: indiana
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: well i guess just ur age and sex...hehe
You: 29/m
Stranger: 18/f
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: am i too young to have fun with?
You: no
Stranger: SEXY TIME?!?!
You: if you desire
Stranger: o i do
Stranger: you start
You: describe yourself first
Stranger: and how do we begin that?
Stranger: well ask me questions... hehe
Stranger: ?
Stranger: anything you want
You: what do you look like
Stranger: that's vague.. but.. i am 5'6'' Long Light Brown Hair, and Green Eyes. :)
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: Very athletic... do you think you could handle that?
You: I definitely can.
You: I'm like a horse...or part of me is
Stranger: ow ow ;)
Stranger: and by horse you mean??
You: take a guess
Stranger: you like it rough?
You: rough and I'm pretty big
Stranger: how big?
Stranger: hehe
You: 8
You: and thick
You: that's why they call me "horse"
Stranger: that sounds like one hell of a ride
You: don't suppose you have a pic of yourself that i can look at
Stranger: hehe
You: oh, you'll ride all right
Stranger: i dont. im in a hotel right now and my computer is pretty old
Stranger: free access though
Stranger: hehe
You: that's cool
You: so, where do you want me to start
Stranger: well is there anything else you want to know about me?
You: what do you like
You: i want to please you as much as you'll please me
Stranger: start anywhere you wanna......i like four-wheeling, dirt biking, jet-skiing, and anything that will give me a good ride
Stranger: oo baby i will please you!
Stranger: ;)
You: make sure to call me horse
You: while you "ride" me
You: But first, let me get something to eat
Stranger: oh i will.. and i will ride you rough all night long..how would you please me? !?!? how would you handle me...
Stranger: i will horsey!!!
You: wait, I'm looking in the fridge for something to eat. I like food while i'm doing it
Stranger: im eating crackers
You: There is some milk in here
You: it's actually going to expire tomorrow so we should probably use it before it goes bad
Stranger: hehe.. and how are we going to use it?
You: do you like Papa John's pizza because i have some left over from dinner in the fridge
You: i was going to eat it for lunch tomorrow but it's still kinda warm
Stranger: yeah.. and how are you going to get it to me?
Stranger: hehe?
Stranger: are you planning on coming to visit?
You: the only other thing here is some gatorade which i will need to replenish lost electrolytes during our marathon of me getting up in your guts
You: So, i'll get that
Stranger: ow ow!
You: now that i got some food, we can begin
You: don't forget to call me horse
Stranger: okay horsey!
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: where do you want to start?
You: so, first i will get this saddle for when you "ride" me
You: "ride" meaning the sex
Stranger: hehe ;)
You: in case you didn't get that
Stranger: i got it.... hehe ;)
You: so, I figure i will wear the saddle
Stranger: will you go get my eggs??
You: stop ruining this
Stranger: i am not ruining this...
You: so, I'm wearing the saddle and
Stranger: i want you sooo far in me that you have my eggs..hehe
You: you know what, this is actually a really nice saddle
You: it's from Circle Y
Stranger: oh really?
Stranger: what is circle Y?
You: they make quality saddles
You: jeez
Stranger: dude are we gonna fuck or what
You: yes
Stranger: cuz i can find someone esle
Stranger: i am drying up
Stranger: with the food tak
Stranger: talk*
You: I just don't know if i want you to get a snail trail on this fine saddle
You: ok, back to the sex
You: i mean it
Stranger: lol okay
You: so, i start kissing you on your neck
Stranger: yeah..
Stranger: more
You: i nuzzle you some as you stroke my mane
You: oh wait, the phone is ringing
You: this could be important
Stranger: horsey not turning me on wow and now the phone
You: hold on one minute
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: wow i am done
You: i'll let it go to voice mail
Stranger: i am going to go get my eggs
Stranger: that you can't have any more
You: so, i'm kissing you again
You: on the neck and fondling your breasts
Stranger: yea....
You: then i start stamping the ground
Stranger: and i would start fondling your horsey
Stranger: hehe... now what?
Stranger: hehe
You: once stamp the ground some more and whinny very loudly
Stranger: and i will start pecking at you
You: sure whatever
Stranger: and horsey can call me chicken
Stranger: and you can take full advantage of me. like a horse would a chicken ;)
You: i start urinating because that's what a horse does when it's in heat
You: but not on you
Stranger: okay...i will lay an egg while you do that
You: i nudge you with my muzzle
Stranger: hehe.
You: i do it pretty hard and knock you over
Stranger: good.. i like it rough!!!
You: you keep trying to get up but the chicken is no match for a full sized horse
You: i nudge you to the ground several times
You: i urinate on the ground some more
Stranger: and i squack
You: some of it gets on you
Stranger: eww.. why don't you just cum inside me instead.. and fill me up?
You: you sort of walk into the stream of my urine
You: well, horses urinate frequently when in heat
You: don't you know anything about horse breeding
Stranger: well... you should SERIOUSLY go to a counselor horsey.
Stranger: urinating on me not cool.
You: you walked into the stream of my urine
Stranger: that does not do anything for my sex drive.
You: male horses will test mares frequently in the courtship ritual
Stranger: and one more thing.. don't tell someone you have to go get food... not cool either..
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